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At the grocery store

Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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rivialle-heichou:

雪漣月/12.25 Happy Birthday!/リヴァイ/リヴァイ/リヴァイ/リヴァイ

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haha-loser:

people always ask me what tv show im obsessed with and i always say the walking dead, American horror story, breaking bad.. ect. but in reality it’s more like my strange addiction, toddlers and tiaras and pretty much everything on tlc

(via slightlyterroristic)

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8 hours ago

addisonisthebest:

dad: are u listening to gregorian chants

me: 

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via bastille)

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

(via percychekov)

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